Caption contest

"Wacko" (wacko--) 10/30/2017 at 16:17 • Filed to: Captions

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Choose a pic and tell us what rocket man is thinking!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:23

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First pic: “Do I get a huge spoon or just use my hands?”

Ash78, voting early and often > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:25

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He said “Carmel.” I made him into Caramel.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:27

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your children will be very make me very tasty pudding. Dont spill the sugar again, understand?

djmt1 > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:28

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Kim: Ha, those foolish Americans thought they could hide the secret of McNuggets. Now that we have the orange slime, our glorious nuggets shall take the world!

Soilder: Oh why do have I have to be the one to them him that the slime is supposed to be pink?

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Ash78, voting early and often 10/30/2017 at 16:30

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i heard “carmel” on a radio ad and wanted to put my fist through the dashboard.

Jcarr > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:30

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#5: Shampoo? Is...is there poo in it?

Wacko > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:31

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“It looks exactly like when i poo”

MonkeePuzzle > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:32

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this is the shit we made trump out of

Wacko > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:33

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I wonder if they smell my fart

or alternate version

I just dropped an A bomb in my pants

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Ash78, voting early and often 10/30/2017 at 16:33

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I live in NJ, but my midwesterness gets called out all of the time.

Pop, carmel, suckers, tennis shoes (or tennies), crans, ornj, sack lunch, etc.

Having a wife from here is always fun because I never knew how much NJ says incorrectly until she points out that I said something else.

jimz > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:34

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1) “Have all of this sent to my Ryongsong Residence. You can lick the bowl.”

2) “Have all of this sent to my Ryongsong Residence. You can eat the bags.”

3) “Have all of this sent to my Ryongsong Residence. You can eat the bags.”

4) “Have all of this sent to my Ryongsong Residence. You can eat the shelves.”

5) “Have all of this sent to my Ryongsong Residence. Wait... is this food?”

Mid Engine > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:34

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woman in floral sweater looking sad cuz Rocketman called her a dotard

WilliamsSW > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 16:34

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For any of the first 3 pictures - “Mmmm, this Soylent Green is delicious!! What’s in it?”

Die-Trying > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 17:03

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glorious leader : “ha ha haha ha its Poooooo”

Die-Trying > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 17:13

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scared worker: “each bag contains a full day, 3 meals in one bag”

gloroius leader “i just spit in this one...... i thought it was trash”

Ash78, voting early and often > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 10/30/2017 at 17:18

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Deep South here. I’m not native, but I’ve been here a long time and still get strange looks from old-timers when I say things like “Cray-ons” (vs “Crowns”) or “Shopping cart” (vs “Buggy”). “Paper clip” (vs “gem clip”). Little stuff like that. Then you might as well be a Canadian or something.

Some things are what I call ultra-regionalisms where it’s not even a region, but even just a part of one state or metro area. Like calling a water fountain a “bubbler.” Or people saying “Standing on a line.”

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Ash78, voting early and often 10/30/2017 at 17:37

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My mother is from Lynn, MA. Bubbler, tonic, wicked, rotary, packy, not to mention the terrible way they pronounce town names. Took me years to realize my Auntie Bobby, was actually Auntie Barby, thanks to the king’s English R’s

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 19:20

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I’m sorry, I can’t stop staring at that fucking haircut.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/30/2017 at 19:28

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Don’t be sorry, that’s some weird ass shit.

ranwhenparked > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 19:50

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I believe their official story is that he doesn’t poo. Marshal Kim Jong-un works so hard on behalf of the people’s revolution that his body fully uses everything he consumes with no waste.

just-a-scratch > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 19:51

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I was going to post the same thing. Mediocre minds think alike?

ranwhenparked > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 20:05

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1. Death to America! Let us increase production of lubricants!

2. Death to Japan! Let us increase production of packaged food products!

3. Death to capitalism! Let us increase production of packaged food products!

4. Death to western imperialists! Everyone in DPRK has had enough to eat today!

5. Death to American serpent president! Let us increase production of cosmetics!

Wacko > just-a-scratch 10/30/2017 at 20:24

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I think most of the comments were poo related

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 20:54

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You can’t even tell that he’s in there!

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 21:12

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1. “Hahaha, I love being dear leader. Look at the size of this sorbet!”

Peon thinking to himself: “My family hasn’t eaten in a week.”

2. So, the way I do it is, I open ten or so until I find the one my cat wants to eat, then I flush the rest, because he won’t eat stale shrimp cakes. We need to increase production so I don’t run out. Cut the peasant rations accordingly to compensate.

My bird IS the word > Wacko 10/30/2017 at 22:22

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“Yes, yes. All these poisoned products will be distributed. The peasantry has gotten too soft as of late.”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 00:30

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“kim fatty the 3rd.”

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 06:41

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mine mine ALL mine!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Wacko 10/31/2017 at 10:50

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That worker be like, I fuck this up and my family is dead bro.

Ash78, voting early and often > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 10/31/2017 at 11:48

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MA is a good example. A tiny state by most American standards, but a huge variety of accents and terms. I have a good buddy from Western Mass and you’d be hard pressed to know he’s not born and raised in Alabama. It’s just a relaxed, neutral accent.

Don’t forget the use of the “intrusive R.” When I was a kid, we mockingly asked our Bostonian neighbors if they wanted juice or soder. :P

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Ash78, voting early and often 10/31/2017 at 12:04

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“Yeahrigetit” and “Good Ideer” were easily the most intrusive Rs. I found in Lowell, MA that the intrusive R was mostly found between words where the first ended and the next started with soft consonants or vowels.

Ash78, voting early and often > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 10/31/2017 at 12:43

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That’s the norm for intrusive R, at least according to the Brits who basically invented it. A transition for certain sound combinations (a lot of languages have something like that, it helps the flow).

Now that I said “norm” I suddenly have the urge to go watch old episodes of New Yankee Workshop. NOOORRRMMM!